Wednesday

When salesmen come to my door, I like to trick them by inviting them in and leaving a closet door open that’s full of suitcases and pamphlets and car keys. Then I quickly run over and close the door and say “Oh that… that’s nothing… never mind that!” And then I say “Make yourself comfortable. Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be right back Mr. Salesman”. And then I back out of the room smiling. But I’m just going to get my cheque book. Suckers.

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